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Service is like wetting your pants.
Everybody sees it, but you're the one who feels the warmth....
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Minds are like parachutes----they won't
work unless they're open...
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Work the program from the waist up
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There are no atheists in foxholes
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When wallowing in your self-pity ...... get
off the cross we need the wood
- Newcomer Excuses: "I know... What if... Yeah but... If only.........”
- AA is the highest priced club in the world. If You have paid the dues, why not enjoy the benefits
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Poor me.....poor me............pour me
another drink
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We're all here because we're not all there
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Active alcoholics don't have relationships;
they take hostages
- AA won't keep you from going to hell, nor is it a ticket to
heaven, but it will keep you sober long enough for you to make up your
mind which way you want to go!
- All you need to start your own AA meeting
is a resentment and a coffee pot!
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12 Step Recovery didn't open the gates of heaven to let
me in, it opened the gates of hell and let me out
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Sobriety delivers everything alcohol
promised
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Some people are so
successful in recovery that they turn out to be almost as good as they
used to think they were when they were drinking
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Alcoholism is an equal opportunity
destroyer
Take the cotton out of your ears and put it
in your mouth
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When all else fails.... umm! ....Follow directions
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When you do all the talking you only learn
what you already know
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The person with the most sobriety at a
meeting is the one who got up earliest that morning
- When wallowing in your self-pity ...... get
off the cross we need the wood
- Active alcoholics don't have relationships;
they take hostages
- AA has a wrench to fit every nut that walks
through a meeting room door
- All you need to start your own AA meeting
is a resentment and a coffee pot!
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...lest problems of money, puberty, and prestige divert us
from our primary purpose.