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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

 * Cinnamon

 * Indubitably

 * Innovative

 * Preliminary

 * Proliferation


 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

 * British Constitution

 * Loquacious Transubstantiate

 * Passive-aggressive disorder

 * Specificity


 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

 * Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

 * Nope, no more booze for me

 * Sorry, but you're not really my type

 * Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

 * Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

 * You're right; I can't jump over that table