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Handpicked Quotes

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
-John Bernal 

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 
-Joe E Lewis. 

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 
-Ernest Hemmingway. 

"I can resist everything except temptation." 
-Oscar Wilde. 

"There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell just happened.."
-George Carlin

"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
-Elizabeth Taylor, U.S. actress 

"They who drink beer will think beer." 
-Washington Irving. 

"A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle." 
-Jonathan Swift. 

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 
-Denis Leary

"He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar." 
-Mike Harding

"I'm still an atheist, thank God."
-Luis Bunuel

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening
all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."

"Fear is the root, Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to suffering. Fear leads to the 'Dark Side'!
-Master Yoda

I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think
that understanding spoils your experience...
How would they know?
-Marvin Minsky

Great men talk about ideas;
Mediocre men talk about things;
Small men talk about people.
-Admiral Hyman Rickover

"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."
-Mark Twain

"It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies."
-Arthur Calwell 

"Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man."
-Lisa Tillotson 

I don't want any 'yes-men' around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
-Samuel Goldwyn

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."   -Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?  Me neither."   -Steve Martin

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."   -Drew Carey

"Having sex is like playing bridge.    If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."   -Woody Allen

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."  -Rodney Daingerfield

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."  -George Burns

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."  -George Burns

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."  -Lynn Lavner