"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Joe E Lewis.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell just happened.."
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
-Elizabeth Taylor, U.S. actress
"They who drink beer will think beer."
"A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle."
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
"He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar."
"I'm still an atheist, thank God."
"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening
all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
"Fear is the root, Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to suffering. Fear leads to the 'Dark Side'!
I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think
that understanding spoils your experience...
How would they know?
Great men talk about ideas;
Mediocre men talk about things;
Small men talk about people.
-Admiral Hyman Rickover
"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."
"It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies."
"Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man."
I don't want any 'yes-men' around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
Internet, books, word of mouth etc.
FAMOUS SEX QUOTES
believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy." -Tom
know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences
go, it's pretty damned good." -Drew
sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand." -Woody
it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -George
are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz