If shit happens, you deserve it.
Let shit happen to someone else.
This shit was bound to happen.
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine
not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to
Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to
If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Did someone shit?
#3: What is this
I can't believe this shit!
Confucius say, "Shit happens."
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Shit is, and is not.
What is the sound of shit happening?
This shit has happened before.
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
If shit happens, blame Israel.
shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Shit must be born again.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Shit happens because you don't work.
No shit shall happen on Saturday.
God made all shit.
shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Science #2: Shit
happening is all in your mind.
Come let us reason together about this shit.
Let us not fight over this shit.
shit does not stink.
This shit was once food.
That's MY shit.
Men are shit.
We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
package this shit.
From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
bronze this shit.
Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
What is shit, anyway?
shit is good for me.
There is nothing like a good shit happening!
sent us this shit.
This shit is going to happen again.
it harm none, let shit happen.
shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
>Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Witnesses #2: May
we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive
Only really happy shit happens.
Shit happens, rama rama.
Let's smoke this shit!
Shit happens half on the time.
Deal with shit as it comes...
Shit happens! One Day At A Time!