Handpicked Quotes

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
-John Bernal 

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 
-Joe E Lewis. 

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 
-Ernest Hemmingway. 

"I can resist everything except temptation." 
-Oscar Wilde. 

"There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell just happened.."
-George Carlin

"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."
-Anonymous

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
-Elizabeth Taylor, U.S. actress 

"They who drink beer will think beer." 
-Washington Irving. 

"A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle." 
-Jonathan Swift. 

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 
-Denis Leary

"He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar." 
-Mike Harding

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"I'm still an atheist, thank God."
-Luis Bunuel


"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening
all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
--Anonymous

"Fear is the root, Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to suffering. Fear leads to the 'Dark Side'!
-Master Yoda

I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think
that understanding spoils your experience...
How would they know?
-Marvin Minsky

Great men talk about ideas;
Mediocre men talk about things;
Small men talk about people.
-Admiral Hyman Rickover

"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."
-Mark Twain

"It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies."
-Arthur Calwell 

"Truth is fiction when spilled from the lips of a man."
-Lisa Tillotson 

I don't want any 'yes-men' around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
-Samuel Goldwyn

Sources: Internet, books, word of mouth etc.

FAMOUS SEX QUOTES

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."   -Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?  Me neither."   -Steve Martin

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."   -Drew Carey

"Having sex is like playing bridge.    If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."   -Woody Allen

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."  -Rodney Daingerfield

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."  -George Burns

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."  -George Burns

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."  -Lynn Lavner